zeldathemes
3 rules in life that everyone should try and go by,
1. Try not to be an asshole
2. Tell good jokes
3. Always try to have a good time
Opens at nightfall. Closes at dawn.
Le cirque des Reves

thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

Hi, yes I’m here on account of my emotional wounds from this fucking tv show.
  • every aos fan that seeks relief on tumblr

(via sniffingcalculators)

oberynmartall:

[enrolls in oberyn martell’s academy of throwing shade]

lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

You are the glow

boobs-blahblah-nipple:

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

James. So James.

boobs-blahblah-nipple:

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

James. So James.