can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you
well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world
Yeah it would because all they would write is
Do you even know how smooth that was
1. Try not to be an asshole
2. Tell good jokes
3. Always try to have a good time
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
- every aos fan that seeks relief on tumblr
[enrolls in oberyn martell’s academy of throwing shade]
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me